Dear Blogmeister,
If i was aladdin and i had a blue genie i'd ask for these wishes today; stop my cramps, massage my back and neck and give me energy!
I'm soooo tired and have cramps and can't stop eating chocolate. i had things planned today, like getting a massage but i was too tired to get out of bed and get myself there. my muscles neeeed to be massaged and thanks to being a woman i am just too exhausted at this time of the month to do the things i need to do. Eh. why must our bodies be so complicated.
remember when you would run and jump and skateboard with ease? now you can't even get out of bed to get a massage! (WTF?) to relieve the knots in your back that are caused by your need to make me feel like i've carried out a 10000000km marathon triathlon weight lifting tournament that i didn't even get acknowledged for!!!!!
anywho i am also over job hunting.
i found a job that would have been suitable except that the 4hr training left me in pain for 2 days. woo. the training involved sitting at a desk watching slide shows and filling out forms. again WTF?
this makes me think of 'your mumma' jokes..."your mumma's so inept she gets tired from blinking!" it's funny cause it's basically true.
well in light of struggling to find 15hrs of work per week (to meet my Centrelink requirements) that doesn't result in me having to take more pain killers and get more massages just to do the job, I can still use my imagination and eyes to be inspired by things that give me ideas for clothing designs, yay! All I need to do is sit down (ahh fu*%ing sitting.....maybe somehow stand and draw..) and put all of my ideas into a practical clothing design. And then pay someone to make the design which I can then sell to people who are as outgoing and excited about fun, colourful, quirky garments as I am :) If I didn't need money to pay off my loan and buy food I would give them to everyone who liked them as a thoughtful gift for being a cool person (i.e you would be classified as cool because you like my designs :)
Ok now I'm rambling and I can't remember the point of this post...
Oh I also saw on A Current Affair last week (thanks to my lovely friend Claire for pointing it out to me) that there is a NEW AMAZING surgery that will ELIMINATE back pain FOREVER.
I don't know how true that is.
But the girl having the procedure is in a very similar situation to me. Can't sit or stand for long periods and has tried yoga, physio, pilates etc to no avail.
BUT they didn't mention if she had tried Radiofrequency Neurotomies (which I've had 5 times until it was no longer effective) or Epidurals (which I have now had 2 but they're not as effective as the RF's were because I can't sit comfortably for more than 30 mins, and of course can't blink without needing a massage; exaggeration).
Anyway she had a surgery which replaced one (or both, not sure) weakend discs with a metal object that works just like a disc.
The surgery sounds great but I'd like to contact her and find out if her pain is still reduced and if she has had any side effects. The doctors contact details were posted on the website but not the girls. I would contact the Dr myself but that requires SITTING DOWN and scanning my MRI results and writing a long email detailing all of my past treatments etc.
So if anyone know's a 20 yr old chick in Sydney named Annabel Barrett (spelling) send her my way and we can discuss this surgery.
Ok time for a break from sitting. Why did I eat the last of my sisters Wonka chocolate last night?? I really want some now :(
Bye Blogman x
P.S If anybody reads this; apologies for the bad grammar and spelling mistakes. My body doesn't have the energy or patience to correct such things.
If i was aladdin and i had a blue genie i'd ask for these wishes today; stop my cramps, massage my back and neck and give me energy!
I'm soooo tired and have cramps and can't stop eating chocolate. i had things planned today, like getting a massage but i was too tired to get out of bed and get myself there. my muscles neeeed to be massaged and thanks to being a woman i am just too exhausted at this time of the month to do the things i need to do. Eh. why must our bodies be so complicated.
remember when you would run and jump and skateboard with ease? now you can't even get out of bed to get a massage! (WTF?) to relieve the knots in your back that are caused by your need to make me feel like i've carried out a 10000000km marathon triathlon weight lifting tournament that i didn't even get acknowledged for!!!!!
anywho i am also over job hunting.
i found a job that would have been suitable except that the 4hr training left me in pain for 2 days. woo. the training involved sitting at a desk watching slide shows and filling out forms. again WTF?
this makes me think of 'your mumma' jokes..."your mumma's so inept she gets tired from blinking!" it's funny cause it's basically true.
well in light of struggling to find 15hrs of work per week (to meet my Centrelink requirements) that doesn't result in me having to take more pain killers and get more massages just to do the job, I can still use my imagination and eyes to be inspired by things that give me ideas for clothing designs, yay! All I need to do is sit down (ahh fu*%ing sitting.....maybe somehow stand and draw..) and put all of my ideas into a practical clothing design. And then pay someone to make the design which I can then sell to people who are as outgoing and excited about fun, colourful, quirky garments as I am :) If I didn't need money to pay off my loan and buy food I would give them to everyone who liked them as a thoughtful gift for being a cool person (i.e you would be classified as cool because you like my designs :)
Ok now I'm rambling and I can't remember the point of this post...
Oh I also saw on A Current Affair last week (thanks to my lovely friend Claire for pointing it out to me) that there is a NEW AMAZING surgery that will ELIMINATE back pain FOREVER.
I don't know how true that is.
But the girl having the procedure is in a very similar situation to me. Can't sit or stand for long periods and has tried yoga, physio, pilates etc to no avail.
BUT they didn't mention if she had tried Radiofrequency Neurotomies (which I've had 5 times until it was no longer effective) or Epidurals (which I have now had 2 but they're not as effective as the RF's were because I can't sit comfortably for more than 30 mins, and of course can't blink without needing a massage; exaggeration).
Anyway she had a surgery which replaced one (or both, not sure) weakend discs with a metal object that works just like a disc.
The surgery sounds great but I'd like to contact her and find out if her pain is still reduced and if she has had any side effects. The doctors contact details were posted on the website but not the girls. I would contact the Dr myself but that requires SITTING DOWN and scanning my MRI results and writing a long email detailing all of my past treatments etc.
So if anyone know's a 20 yr old chick in Sydney named Annabel Barrett (spelling) send her my way and we can discuss this surgery.
Ok time for a break from sitting. Why did I eat the last of my sisters Wonka chocolate last night?? I really want some now :(
Bye Blogman x
P.S If anybody reads this; apologies for the bad grammar and spelling mistakes. My body doesn't have the energy or patience to correct such things.
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